what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
lol imagine waking up one morning and thug life is tatted on your chest
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“I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.”
Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting
WHAT. THE. HELL
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
A white girl walks into a tattoo shop. “Uhmm… Do you guys do infinity symbols? Like on wrists?”
guess how many white girls with infinity symbol tattoos on their wrists sent me angry messages because of this post?
NICE
A couple sick tattoos coming up, these are some of the coolest I’ve seen.
- Les Mis: *smudges dirt all over Hugh Jackman*
- Les Mis: *puts crazy hairstyle for helena*
- Les Mis: wins best makeup awards
- The Hobbit: *actors spend 8 hours every morning putting makeup*
- The Hobbit: *Months of making every character distinct and recognizable as a silhouette and inventing special beards and special braids*
- The Hobbit: *Four different races and orcs*
- The Hobbit: *Hobbit feet and dwarf fat*
- The Hobbit: *fake noses and skin and eyebrows and facial hair*
- The Hobbit: doesn't win.
A girl came into class today crying because she met Beyonce this morning.
Our teacher told her to go home and gave her an excused absence.
So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.
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